Whew! Barely getting my weekly post in today…making it just under the wire. Luckily, I’ve got a good one which  hopefully not all of you already know about.

I’m not on Twitter. I don’t think I will ever be on Twitter. But having stumbled across the Tweeter Shit My Dad Says, I have a new found love for the common tweet. Justin, the guy who makes these tweets possible says this “I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.”  Some of my favorites after the click.

“What are you listening to?…I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It’s the mustache guy and the gay man.”

““You touched that god damned biscuit. Bullshit, I saw you touch it….I don’t give a shit about your evidence, this isn’t a court of law.”

“”The dog don’t like you planting stuff there. It’s his backyard. If you’re the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that.”

Words to live by, folks. Please feel free to populate the comment section with your own personal favorites. And happy Friday!

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