I set out to write this blog post about the upcoming fantasy football draft and to provide some “expert” analysis just in case you hadn’t tuned-in to ESPN within the last ten seconds.  From the pimply-headed high school dweeb to the sit at home/spend daddy’s money douchebag-type, fantasy football is one of the few activities that knows no bounds nor stereotypes, just NO GIRLS ALLOWED!

So as I was doing preliminary research for this article the first thought that came to mind was: gotta have a good picture for my post (my #1 rule to make up for lack of literary talent).  So I decided to Google “Jesus + fantasy + football” to see what popped up, don’t ask me why. What surfaced was a treasure trove of hilarious images and videos, some of which I have spotlighted below (click more to check out the gallery).

So do yourself a favor and skip the ad nauseum and obvious/irrelevant fantasy “advice” spewed out daily on espn.com and Yahoo! Sports, because Lord knows that crap doesn’t hold water to divine intervention, which is exactly what you’ll need to defeat my team this year.

Down….set….blasphemy….and as always, Brees be with you.

This article was written in August & is part of the Archives , Sports & Outdoors , Stew sections.